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I've heard that advertisements for food on television or in print often use fake food made from plastic, lard, hopes and dreams, etc to make the food appear more appealing to the would-be consumer. Well this picture is anything but doctored. Brought to you in stunning 5MP splendor by iPhone using ambient florescent lighting.

This is the once a week Donny's New York Pizza lunch. Not to be trifled with by mere mortals, this is two slices of Sicilian Deep Dish Meat Lovers EXTREME!!!!!!. Yes, that is correct, there are at least 5 exclamation points worth of emphasis at the end of the previous sentence and this alone should make you gasp in awe. Consumption results in an inevitable 2.73 hour food coma followed by a solid 8 hours of feeling full and finally incredible abdominal pains as your overstretched stomach collapses in upon itself. Oh but it is worth it, most certainly worth it. Pie of the Gods. Zeus tosses Thunderbolts and Donny tosses Pies. Amen.